Comments on Jamie's Rants: Bear Grylls Is A Fucking Idiot

Bear leaves behind a big human footprint during hi...

2012-01-22T10:58:27.881Z

Bear leaves behind a big human footprint during his "for entertainment purpose only" shows. Everywhere he goes, he lays waste to the poor environment and it's indigenous wildlife. What moron would be there in the first place? Oh, by the way, just because he was an SAS operator doesn't mean he's qualified to teach survival skills in the wild.

He's an idiot. I'm former military and he ...

2011-05-07T20:48:00.961+01:00

He's an idiot. I'm former military and he does everything we were taught not to do in a survival situation.

His whole show is a setup. I watched him catch a fish from a beach and when he pulled it out of the water the thing wouldn't move at all, and I mean AT ALL. The thing was deader than shit already. Can you say SET UP.

Haha he's an absolute muppet! But absolute ent...

2011-01-25T00:27:17.983Z

Haha he's an absolute muppet!
But absolute entertainment! What a massive LAD!!!

Ahhh...let's all get stranded in the jungle wi...

2010-12-24T18:20:34.947Z

Ahhh...let's all get stranded in the jungle with a camera crew, do some back flips off of cliffs and then "float"/bounce down a white-water river.

All in the name of survival.

I would much rather watch cody lundin or les stroud. This guy is a joke.

bear grylls is indeed a dangerous idiot, he is goi...

2010-12-04T20:40:29.865Z

bear grylls is indeed a dangerous idiot, he is going to get someone killed as they will try what he shows, which is not correct survival techniques, i saw one of his show in eastern europe traversing some mountains, he lowered himself down a cliff, he couldn't reach a shelf he was trying to get to, so he cut the rope to reach it, enough said realy.

I'd like to know when this fuckwit moron Gryll...

2010-10-21T01:20:05.943+01:00

I'd like to know when this fuckwit moron Grylls decided it would be a good idea to start saying "like" in practically every daft sentence he utters.He's obviously doing it on purpose.
He comes across a real prick and a dead set wanker.

This Grylls bloke makes me fucking sick everytime ...

2010-10-21T01:12:42.676+01:00

This Grylls bloke makes me fucking sick everytime his dopey frigging shows are advertised on tv.
I can't stand the site of this self promoting fraudulent git.
I watched 2 of his Man v Wild episodes and hoped that next time the fuckwit godgobber crossed himself and jumped out of a plane he would plummet to his death.

Bear Grylls..what really pisses me off is when he ...

2010-08-31T19:43:10.936+01:00

Bear Grylls..what really pisses me off is when he makes all these false statements suiting the surroundings he is in regarding X amount of people dying here and there in simular situations he is in. That's all well and good when you are the unsuspecting viewer.I never questioned these statements for who am I to know the truth? BUT, when he did the episode in Ireland, he made some crazy statements, that are not in the slightest bit true, I would know as I live in Ireland and would definatley have heard of these events..especially as the country is so small news spreads fast! I even made extra sure and researched his unfounded claims of "tens of thousand of ships washing up on the west coast alone"...BULLSHIT! Anyways,thats all! :D

Definitely sounds like a Kai-ism that.

2010-07-26T11:22:03.653+01:00

Definitely sounds like a Kai-ism that.

Further to the grammatical corrections above I bel...

2010-07-26T11:15:48.972+01:00

Further to the grammatical corrections above I believe the word is humane/humanely not humain, humanly or any other variations I've missed.

Personally Jamie, I felt your opening was more "humourous musing" than "bold statement", but I do like the implication that vegetarians always clear their plates - presumably they are so malnourished that they daren't leave any food ;). Also, if anybody's writing style is that of a person on the wrong end of a wedgie I think it is him.

Finally, "Don't be stupid, be valid" - that should definitely be on a t-shirt (perhaps Nike could replace Just Do It with it).

there's a crap for that

2010-07-25T23:09:35.432+01:00

there's a crap for that

I am interested in how you would dectect a crab...

2010-07-25T16:49:33.510+01:00

I am interested in how you would dectect a crab's orfice.

True, I doubt many of us now have converted our pl...

2010-07-25T16:19:49.793+01:00

True, I doubt many of us now have converted our plates into scrap. But mr Anonymous, how does that convert into any moral authority on eating or not eating animals you have just killed? I'm confused.

"He climbs a tree, and then he continues to do a backflip, and during this you were thinking this is pointless"
Sorry, but unless you are in a Kung Fu film, it is utterly pointless in a really tedious 'look at me, LOOK AT ME!' show off way. I doubt it is an authentic hunting technique unless you are relying on any animals so be so caught up in sadly shaking their heads on seeing this that you can easily slaughter 'em.

Oh come on, Justin Lee Collins does have stupid hair.

"I've only seen two bits of Bear Grylls&#...

2010-07-24T23:29:08.700+01:00

"I've only seen two bits of Bear Grylls' TV program". "Is it just coincidence that both of them have brought me to the conclusion that he's a fucking idiot?". After reading that bold statement I wanted to destroy what you wrote, because it's complete rubish and more than likely written out of spite. Perhaps you stubbed your toe, or you just got done recieving a wedgie or something, and by chance Bear Grylls' show was on and you were so bent that you had to blog. You think he wastes what he hunts? I hope your a vegetarian because if not you deserve the be kicked in the balls, or vagina. How many times have you scrapped your plate in your life? I bet you can't count the amount of times on both hands. He climbs a tree, and then he continues to do a backflip, and during this you were thinking this is pointless? He's in the fucking jungle man, forgive him if he feels a little revitalized or maybe a hint of the "animal spirit" so to speak. The crab was screaming in pain? Ok day-time emmy. You act as if he nailed the thing down, dectected and tormented every orfice of the crabs body. The rest of your ranting is clearly presented with just irratation. I know this becuase you commented on some random dudes hair. You called it stupid. Don't be stupid, be valid. If you see Bear Grylls do something truely stupid, like eat one of the camera's for example, then come back and tell me i'm silly. But as of right now, your silly.

I am sitting here watching him in Iceland, he trul...

2010-05-16T23:34:05.244+01:00

I am sitting here watching him in Iceland, he truly is an idiot. He eats anything from moss to a rotting lambs corpses eyeballs and then just keeps unnecessarily getting undressed? Bizarre but addictive TV...

He's like the outdoor action version of Dog the Bounty Hunter.

I love the way he seems to ignore the obvious so t...

2010-04-17T07:41:54.262+01:00

I love the way he seems to ignore the obvious so that the surroundings will fit better with the script. He was on a glacier surrounded by mountains and claimed that there were no fixed points of reference there....

i'v often had harder trips to work ! and i did...

2010-03-08T23:57:45.773Z

i'v often had harder trips to work ! and i didnt take my top off or kill anything! But the Sheeping bag in ireland was funny!!

He really is an idiot. My main issue with him is t...

2010-03-06T16:45:21.224Z

He really is an idiot. My main issue with him is that he uses the word survival. What he does is the completely opposite of survival. You can point to half a dozen things in any one show that would quickly get you killed if you were really out there on your own. I'd be okay with the show if he never used the word survival. He's a stuntman. Plain and simple. He's doing stunts. Stupid, foolish, dangerous and often rigged stunts. That's fine if you call it what it is. But DO NOT call it survival.

You're right Aaron, I'm training for that ...

2010-02-25T10:10:38.089Z

You're right Aaron, I'm training for that day when I get stranded in a forest in the middle of Peru with just a sharp knife, just like the rest of his million viewers. Those survival skills, the ones that I can remember anyway, will come in really handy, just like my concrete bunker and weapons cache when the Ruskies attack.

Seriously though, part of my problem with him is that he *doesn't* eat what he kills, and he doesn't need to kill anything, and he's talking bullshit when he says he's killing it humanly and it's dead when it's patently alive and literally kicking. *And* he stays in comfortable hotels while filming. Unlike Ray Mears.

Also, we may be retards, but we do know how to use "your", "you're" and capital letters. Or maybe you can't reach the the shift button with your non-opposable thumb :)

your all retards honestly, if your stranded in an ...

2010-02-25T05:48:44.098Z

your all retards honestly, if your stranded in an unknown area with no food, you find>kill>eat whatever you can find, jesus. he only stabs at the head (etc) because its the most humain thing to do in the situation. all of you who post things saying he is stupid/idiotic should jump off a cliff to save oxygen for the earth. The show is dedicated to teach people on how to survive in the wild. He talks fine imo. Anna, your a retard honestly. wow.

ok, he takes his shirt off to cool down, he climbs trees to have a better veiw of the surroundings. sigh, retards in the world

He is a narcissistic self-profiteering animal kill...

2010-02-23T23:36:22.257Z

He is a narcissistic self-profiteering animal killer for none other than the purpose of a television show! He has no respect for what he kills.

YOU ARE WRONG! BEAR GRYLLS IS A VERY DANGEROUS MOT...

2010-01-15T14:38:37.380Z

YOU ARE WRONG! BEAR GRYLLS IS A VERY DANGEROUS MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT WHO IS GOING TO GET SOMEONE KILLED PULLING THE DUMB SHIT HE PULLS ON HIS SHOW! HE DOES MORE TO JEOPARDIZE FOLKS SAFETY THAN IF THEY HAD NEVER HEARD OF OR SEEN HIS SHOWS TO BEGIN WITH! THE STUNTS HE RECOMMENDS TO GET ACROSS STREAMS, GLACIERS, RAVINES, ETC. WILL IMMEDIATELY RESULT IN BROKEN BONES OR DEATH AND THEN WHATCHA GONNA DO???!!! HE SURE AS HELL ISN'T GONNA JOIN THE SEARCH PARTY TO RECOVER YOUR CORPSE! EVER TRY TO WALK WITH A BROKEN TAIL BONE? YOU FEMUR JUTTING FROM A GIANT GASH IN YOUR LEG? EVER TRY TO MAKE A SOUND DECISION WITH A FRACTURED SKULL AND BRAIN SWELLING? HOW BOUT LYING AROUND PUKING YOUR GUTS OUT AND SLOWLY DYING OF DEHYDRATION? CHRIS MCANDLESS CAN TELL YOU ABOUT THAT ONE! HECK I USED TO THINK HE WAS THE BIGGEST DUMBASS EVER TO TAKE TO THE WOODS...BUT BEAR GRYLLS IS LEAPS AND BOUNDS AHEAD OF CHRIS! THE BEST WE CAN HOPE FOR IS THAT BEAR WILL GET KILLED IN ONE OF HIS EPISODES...IT CAN'T HAPPEN SOON ENOUGH! BETTER THAN SOME POOR IDIOT FOLLOWING HIS ADVICE AND TAKING A SHORTCUT TO THE GRAVE! BEAR GRYLLS IS THE ONLY BEAR I'D LIKE TO SEE DIE IN THE WILDERNESS!

Well I think the show is made for entertainment pu...

2009-12-04T18:33:35.719Z

Well I think the show is made for entertainment purposes and to be honest, seeing him eat shit and backflipping and just doing ridiculous stunts is quite entertaining.

What i would like to know is; how can he have done...

2009-11-20T05:27:55.818Z

What i would like to know is; how can he have done all he says he has done in 21 sas, when it takes 2 years to complete selection (the regulars take 6 months)

Ian